A couple is sitting on the beach. We can only see the edges of their chairs, which frame a table between them. On the table, there two Coronas. Each one has a green onion sticking out of it. They are on a sunny empty beach, typical of Corona commercials.
A: I need better weather. This isn't scenery. This is a screen saver.
B: Honey, you should have told me you wanted better weather. We can vacation at a place where the seascape is more dynamic.
A: Good. The ocean should move, not just sit there. Are you sure things will be different?
B: Not just different, better! From now on, we're going to Belgium!
Cut to the same furniture on a wet Belgian beach during a driving rainstorm. There are two Belgian beers on the table.
A: Now that's dynamic! Look at the whitecaps and the energy!
B: And there's no heat problem!
Announcer: Come to Belgium for the weather.
Copyright notice: Same as for the other commercials.
If not for the weather, than certainly for the beer.
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