A busy street in Antwerp is filled with giddy tourists. An announcer interviews one after another.
Anncr: Hey! What brings you to Belgium?
A: I'm here for the weather!
Anncr: We already talked about that. How come you're in Belgium?
B: We're here for the great works of art!
Anncr: Boooring. You! What do you like about Belgium?
C: Antwerp is de stad van Elsschot!
Anncr: You're a cheap plant! Hey, why are you two in Belgium?
D: We're here to lose weight!
Anncr: Really? Tell me more!
E: The food is fantastic. Great fries, killer waffles and the best chocolate in the world!
Anncr: Is this part of a diet?
D: Yes, we're on the Snikta Diet, which calls for carbs and chocolate. Belgium is the best place to stick to your diet!
Anncr: What if it doesn't work?
D: Then we'll have to come back!
Everyone in the area breaks into wild applause.
Anncr: Come to Belgium anyway!
Applause continues.
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